Monday, July 26, 2010
Wednesday, February 17, 2010
Romance is not only for Valentine's Day.
Being romantic is not just for Valentine’s Day, it is a year round “special” occasion. The following are some delightful simple ideas to assist you in preparing for an evening of romance…….
One of the biggest dampeners to libido is fear of rejection. The more you make it clear that you’re inviting your partner’s intentions, the more confident he or she will be of suggesting something more than candlelit dinner to round off the evening.
Setting the scene….
Make a real effort when you set the table. Red and gold are warm, passionate colors that will signal our intent. Use long red candles and gold paper napkins if you don’t have any suitable tableware.
Straw poll…….
There’s nothing like sucking your love potion through a straw to let him or her know you’re in the mood!!
Getting fruity…..
Place a fruit bowl in the center of your table and spray it with water to make it look especially succulent and juicy and serve some “aphrodisiac” all natural coffee to enhance the moment (see below)
Dress for dinner……
Why limit your seduction to the food? Dimming the lights, putting on a cd of love songs and wearing a sexy outfit will put your intentions beyond any doubt at all!!!
Stayed tune next time for more simple ideas on passion, fantasy and romance…..
Wednesday, November 26, 2008
Humor with Sex is a great mix!!!
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex.
* This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone, and you both have sex
until you are blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex.
* This is when you have been with your partner for a short time, and
you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex.
* This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten
routine, and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex
* This is when you have been with your partner
for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both
say 'screw you.'
The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex.
* Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at
night.
(Very Popular)
The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex.
* This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court
and screws you in front of everyone.
And; Last, but not least,
The 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex.
* You get a little each month but not enough to enjoy yourself.
remember- Sex is a beautiful experience. Learn to love, have fun and laugh before and after sex, it will bring you closer and more intimate.....
peace & happy holidays.....
Coco, House of Romance
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