Humor with Sex is a great mix!!!

recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex:


The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex.
* This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone, and you both have sex
until you are blue in the face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex.
* This is when you have been with your partner for a short time, and
you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex.
* This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten
routine, and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex
* This is when you have been with your partner
for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both
say 'screw you.'

The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex.
* Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at
night.
(Very Popular)

The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex.
* This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court
and screws you in front of everyone.

And; Last, but not least,
The 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex.
* You get a little each month but not enough to enjoy yourself.

remember- Sex is a beautiful experience. Learn to love, have fun and laugh before and after sex, it will bring you closer and more intimate.....

peace & happy holidays.....

Coco, House of Romance
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